Space Monkey Mafia

At this point in my life, there's only two reasons or times I ever get this far along in the "I should start a blog" thinking - either it's late at night in the middle of a vacation or I'm alone in the house for at least an entire day and have already cleaned my desk. Well, it's 2:30am on the 4th day of winter break, so if you had option one - winner, winner, chicken dinner.

I'm sure this will go the way of every other blog I've started, which means this will be the first and likely last post. Go ahead and print it out, or wait a year or so - it'll take me at least that long to delete this and start over.

Anyway, why a blog? Why now? Who in the seven hells still blogs anymore? Aren't all of the features of blogs broken up in several different social networks (also owned by Google) by now anyway? Sure. Probably. But I REALLY don't feel like a) going to bed or 2) cleaning my desk, so it's either this or watch Godfather 2.

Nah, I'll just go to bed. But I promise to write something sorta substantial later. Don't hold your breath, though. That's just unattractive.

See?